Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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