how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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