...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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