butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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