So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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