Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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