I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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