Ketchup is God's man juice
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How external is "for external use only"?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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