I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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