I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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