I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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