seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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