so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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