how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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