drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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