I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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