I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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