Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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