i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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