Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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