omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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