Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
my liver is dry heaving
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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