Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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