so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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