So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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