It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
