That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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