I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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