Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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