k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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