She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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