Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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