If that was your dad, he is hot
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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