Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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