Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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