quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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