Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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