We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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