Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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