just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You were trust falling into bushes
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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