white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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