I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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