What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He kissed a someone with a penis
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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