ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no you cant smoke seaweed
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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