Whod you bang
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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