I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
