She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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