dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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