it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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