I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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