I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
