you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Randomize