just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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