you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
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i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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