Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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