Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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