she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
