At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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