we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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